I'm A Human Canvas

so i was at my dads place the other day hanging with my stepmum n lil lil bro Lachlan who's 5. lachie has a wild imagination and he has this thing about drawing on ppl...he's an aspiring tattoo artist (i can get mates rates)
i also have on my other leg writing that says 'LCMIOE!' but i had to write the interpretation on my leg and it is ' A zombie got in my house and ate my brains!' like i said imaginative.